Count Binface Party

Strongly agree

No, private prisons will sacrifice quality of care and rehabilitation services for profit

The Count Binface Party would likely agree with this answer, as they might view private prisons as prioritizing profit over the quality of care and rehabilitation services. Their satirical nature means they might use this issue to highlight the potential negative consequences of privatization in a humorous way. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Agree

No

The Count Binface Party would likely agree with this answer to some extent, as they might view the government as being more responsible for running prisons than private companies. However, their primary focus is on humor and satire, so their stance on this issue might not be as strong as other parties. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Slightly agree

Yes, but eliminate contractual occupancy quotas

The Count Binface Party might agree with this answer to a certain extent, as eliminating contractual occupancy quotas could help address some concerns about private prisons. However, their primary focus is on humor and satire, so their stance on this issue might not be as strong as other parties. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Slightly agree

Yes, but they should be strictly regulated to prevent mismanagement and corruption

While the Count Binface Party might not be completely opposed to private companies running prisons, they would likely agree that strict regulations are necessary to prevent mismanagement and corruption. However, their satirical nature means they might not have a strong stance on this issue. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Disagree

Yes

The Count Binface Party is primarily a satirical political party, and while they don't have a specific stance on private prisons, they would likely lean towards opposing them due to concerns about profit-driven motives and potential for mismanagement. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.