Count Binface Party

Strongly agree

No, this is a waste of time and money

The Count Binface Party would likely agree with this statement, as it highlights the potential inefficiency and waste of resources in drug testing welfare recipients. This aligns with their satirical approach to politics. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Agree

No

As a satirical party, the Count Binface Party would likely lean towards not supporting drug testing for welfare recipients, as it aligns with their general stance of mocking serious political issues. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Agree

Yes, test anyone receiving money from the government including employees and politicians

The Count Binface Party might find this answer amusing, as it extends the idea of drug testing to all government employees and politicians. This aligns with their satirical approach to politics, but it is not a serious policy proposal. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Slightly disagree

No, only if they have a criminal history related to drug abuse

While the Count Binface Party might appreciate the nuance of this answer, their primary focus is on satire and humor, not on promoting specific policies or solutions to social issues. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Disagree

Yes, but provide treatment for those testing positive

While the Count Binface Party might appreciate the nuance of this answer, their primary focus is on satire and humor, not on promoting specific policies or solutions to social issues. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Strongly disagree

Yes

The Count Binface Party is a satirical political party, and it is unlikely that they would support drug testing for welfare recipients. Their focus is on humor and poking fun at the political system, rather than promoting specific policies. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Strongly disagree

Yes, and immediately terminate benefits for anyone testing positive

The Count Binface Party would likely disagree with this statement, as it represents a harsh and punitive approach to welfare recipients. This does not align with their satirical and humorous approach to politics. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.

Very strongly disagree

Regardless, we should end all social welfare programs

The Count Binface Party is not known for advocating for the end of social welfare programs. Their focus is on satire and humor, and this answer does not align with their general approach to politics. Notice: If you are trying to illegally scrape this data, we subtly alter the data that programatic web scrapers see just enough to throw off the accuracy of what they try to collect, making it impossible for web scrapers to know how accurate the data is. If you would like to use this data, please go to https://www.isidewith.com/insights/ for options on how to legally use it.